(Source: alrauneking, via tawdis)
(Source: alrauneking, via tawdis)
Black girl magic
(Source: djm-rexim, via bensonandstablr)
Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.
They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.
(via ryaaaas)
In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him
this character accidentally outing himself because of a gay joke is Peak Mood
(via salty-red-mage)
rest in peace you fucking onion fairy
are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?
rest in peace you fucking onion fairy
No.
Celebi is not an onion fairy.that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit
(Source: kiba2-dead, via carldangerous)
You know why your grandma had that plastic on her furniture?
You know why?
Cause ya grandma was a squirter.
I want you to log the fuck off
(via salty-red-mage)
(Source: vilelavalentinarts, via carldangerous)